秒杀对方!教你如何用英语优雅的“怼”人
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中国人常用“骂人不带脏字”来形容那些口齿伶俐,不能随便惹的人。而在英语里,我们反感那些以F、以S开头的肮脏字眼。今天一线口语就来教你如何用英语优雅地“怼人”。
你会优雅地用英语反击别人吗?大多数人在处于极度愤怒的时候就会脱口而出说一些脏话,既有损仪态,也可能一时冲动破坏了两个人的关系。今天一线口语的大学英语内容就教你如何优雅的“怼人”!
1. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
今儿去了动物园,睹物思人,一整天都很想你。
2. I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
想问你几岁了还这么傻,但我知道你数不了这么大数。
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race.
作为一个局外人,你对我们人类有何看法。
4.Shock me, say something intelligent.
来,吓唬吓唬哥,说点有智商的话。
5. Maybe if you ate some of that makeup, you could be pretty on the inside.
你试试吃点化妆品吧,没准能增加点内在美。
6. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
如果大脑是炸药,别人都能炸上天,可你连炸油条都不够。(blow双关,爆炸/擤鼻子。)
7. I look into your eyes and?get the feeling nobody is driving.
你的眼神深处有一种无人驾驶的空旷感。
8. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
普通人都是活到老学到老。你只做到了前者。
9. They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
人们说你是莎士比亚。我告诉他们,你们多说了俩字。(原句asset减掉两个字母是ass,傻逼/混蛋)
10. God made coke, God made pepsi,
God made me, oh so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes,
God made you...
well we all make mistakes.
上帝造了可口,上帝造了百事,
上帝造出来我,性感之至。
上帝造了河流,上帝造了湖泊,
上帝造出来你...
嗐,孰能无过。
11.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
我猜你的大脑一定是十成新,从来没用过。
12.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
赶紧的,快跟大家炫出你所有的知识。
十秒钟应该够了。
13.They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
人都说互补才有吸引力,我希望你能遇到颜值高、智商高、文化高的伴侣。
14.What a stupid douche bag,he has no clue what he is talking about.
多么愚蠢的家伙,他根本不知道自己在说什么。
15. Somewhere out there, there is a tree, tirelessly producing, oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
外面有一颗树,没日没夜的制造着氧气,供你可以呼吸。
我觉得你欠那颗树一个道歉。(你简直是浪费氧气)
怎么样?是不是深刻地感受到怼人也是有这么多技巧的!学好英语在生活中怼人都能更优雅,同学们在以后的生活中也要将学英语变为一种生活习惯,才能学好大学英语http://www.e2say.com/articles/collegelm/。
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